Hillary Clinton would be President. How could anyone with half of brain think we would be better off? She’s the one who said “if we don’t fix this (Trump) we will all hang.” Not exactly the voice of an innocent person?
All the liberals who think our gov’t is so fantastic would still have their head stuck deep in the sand. We are finally getting a look at the “real” versions of themselves.
We would never have gotten a chance to see the “deep state” squirm like fish in the boat. How much fun is it watching assholes like John Brennan and James Clapper being asked the questions.
James Comey would still be the honest and patriotic Director of the FBI. No wonder the pompous G-man tried to sabbotage Trump.
The Taliban and ISIS would be having their way in the Middle East. Just like when President Obama was in charge, terrorism is the United States’ biggest problem.
Global Warming is not being discussed nearly enough. Because climate change is assigned as Trump’s fault is the main reason it is finally getting proper attention.
There would be more black people in jail. African Americans would still believe the Democrats have their backs. Sad but true.
By now Congress would have made Mandarian mandoratory in all public schools. By 2030 the Chinese will make Mandarian language the new English.
Barrack “there’s a sucker born everyday” Obama’s opinions would have still mattered. Him and Hillary would have gone on a speaking tour about morality and proper decorum of how we should treat the rest of the world.
Bill Clinton would still be taking trips to Jeffery Epstein’s private island. Boy, did Trump sure spoil Bubba’s party. Now the former president can only abuse girls 17 and over.
Texas, New Mexico, and California have all become one state: New New Mexico. Until Manadarian becomes the official language in 2030 Spanish will be the state language.
Roe vs. Wade has been extended up to a child’s fifth birthday. If a child is not performing up to its’ gaurdian’s expectatations there is grounds for a legal abortion.
Don Lemon is named the new Minister of Propaganda replacing Michelle Obama. Afterall, noone reports the truth better than “sour” Don. If you don’t believe me just ask him.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is hovering around 20,000. President Clinton is touting the economic stability she has provided.
Instead of 40% of my earned income going to the government it is now 65%. Reparations sure can be expensive.
Jeb Bush is the Republican hopeful for 2020. I can vote for neither Baby Bush or Hillary so I walk down an escalator and announce my candidacy.
Congress has announced the passage of a new government gun buyback program. All guns will be bought back from Americans. Those who refuse are taken off to re-programing camps.
There is no more children in cages, no more homelessness, no more mass shootings, no more inner city murders and no more borders. It turns out Trump is totally responsible for the current depraved happenings.
Robert Mueller is drooling on himself in a rocking chair. No one can believe he would have been the one chosen to save the world if Trump had been elected.
Robert DeNiro is the liaison between President Clinton and the masses. DeNiro declares himself the most brilliant and honest person on the planet. He will deliver his reports from his secluded island he shares with the Obama’s.
People who live in the rust belt are forced to migrate to Canada in search of Employment. “It is merely part of global economics,” reports Minisiters Lemon, and DeNiro.
Secretary of State Alexandria Oscio Cortez announces a deal merging Israel and Syria as one Country with Damascus as the Capital. Clinton declares “No one has done more for the Jews than AOC.”
The electoral college is declared unconstitutional. “Trump almost won,” gasps Secretary of the Interior Donna Brazile. “We must make sure this never happens again,” continues the former head of the DNC.
President Hillary Clinton extends the Iranian Nuclear Deal. Iran is given another hundred billion American dollars to build nukes and mosques.
The “Lincoln Bedroom” is now known as “Bubba’s Quarters”. The President and the first man get along swimmingly but Bill needs his own room.
“Mother” Hillary is gearing up for re-election. She purchases a whole new collection of Chairman Mao pant suits.
President Clinton still has not stepped foot in Wisconcin, Michigan, or Ohio. She promises each of these states one visit during her upcoming campaign. “I am the President of all the people”, says her twitter account.
Republican Presidential candidate John Kasich is running at under 5% in the polls. Front runner Jeb Bush says Kasich” is not a true Republican”.
CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times are considered reputable news sources. Donald Trump is jailed for calling them “Fake News”.
President Clinton has yet to replace one of her “yes people”. The news cycle moves at a snail pace and world continues to go along with business as usual.
Jerrold Nadler says he has not given up on impeachment proceedings. Nadler is informed that Trump is not the President, “I don’t care I am going impeach him anyway”.
Donald Trump announces he will make another run in 2020. Thank God. And thank you President Trump.
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